The Jagermeister Song

*Original words and music by Frank Chase.
Additional lyrics by Lee Totten.

*Woke up on the kitchen floor - Breath smells just like cow manure
What I did last night I'm not sure - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

*I lost my wallet and my keys - Picked up a girl but she had fleas
Some guy named John had me on my knees - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

*We drink a bottle every day - Sometimes two but that's okay
Now I can't tall if I'm straight or gay (who cares) - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

I woke up in Jim Bain's van - Don't know really where I am
But I'm in bed with another man - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

I got married yesterday - Now I'll never be the same
I only wish I knew her name - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

My mother in law is drinking up - Says that she can't get enough
Omigod, she's throwing up - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Our drummer's on his own again - By himself with no girlfriend
Now his right hand is his best friend - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Connecticut State Troopers are the best - They do their job with zeal and zest
I just wish I'd studied for the breathalyzer test - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Kevin is a real dude - Afternoons with attitude
He loves to broadcast in the nude - While drinking Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

With love lines you just can't go wrong - Good advice yeah all night long
About what to do with your scholng - While drinking Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister

Frank Chase well he wrote this song - After drinking all night long
If he heard my version I'd be gonged  - Thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister
I want to thank you, thank you, thank you Jagermeister